yo yo everyone. today's listlog is a blatantly manufactured non-controversy otherwise known as a bald effort to get a rise out of someone who shall remain nameless except his initials are A.L. and his current nickname on the list to the left is reminiscent of Egypt, temples, pharaohs, deserts, Roman soldier graffiti, pyramids, camels and missing noses. ;-)

list 1: logs intriguing to read

• Laura's in defense of lists
• Cole's more typical teenager bull
• Kass' weekend and to-do/not-to-do list
• Trev's joe the bum with his wheeled funkmachine
• Evi's Russian I
• Luis' i have woken up
• Candace's In Defense of Home as a Location and, Subsequently, Lists
• Greed's fuck smart ppl

list 2: Some Rules for Human/Rat Interaction
(as developed during recent IM convos with ratgiver)

• Rule #8: Never pick up a rat while he is grooming his ass--the consequences are almost always icky.
• Rule #15: Always crinkle the paper bag with the chocolate croissant in it. It'll attract him to the door of the cage quick as a flash.
• Rule #27: Don't smear chocolate sauce on your index finger and expect not to get pierced by razor-sharp front incisors.
• Rule #31: Always bring home the lettuce and tomato scraps from your barely eaten Big Mac. Waste not, want not.
• Rule #47: Try not to forget you have a rat somewhere inside your jacket. If he's been so quiet that you've forgotten, then it means he has just deposited a couple of slimy turds where you least want them.
• Rule #52: Turn off the Macro program associated with your keyboard's F-Keys when rat is happily scampering on your desktop. He will inadvertently start your backup program at the least convenient moment.

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